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2002-08-11 - 9:43 p.m.

ok so i masturbated to c-span.

it's not as bad as it sounds. there was this hot dude jabbering away about computers and terrorism and...oh oh tell me more. and he had this corny eyebrow piercing that just made his geekiness even more appealing. wow i'm silly aren't i? i think i am probably the first person ever to have masturbated to c-span. i have just made history! and i'm going to go pack more. how did i end up with this many hats and shoes? how?

baah