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2003-02-28 - 12:50 p.m.

a conversation between abbey and abbey's body last night

abbey:here take this.
abbey's body:what the fuck. i hate you.

i have new hot pink shoes. this is a very exciting development! everyone knows that the hot pink shoes are an ancient symbol of coming of age...i don't have to say it. interpret it as you will. we got new windows yesterday. the window man told me he wanted to be a record producer when he grows up. (i was polite and didn't point out to him that he was already good and grown). with a twinkle in my eye, i proclaimed, "YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL WINDOWMAN!" and he chuckled and said,"why are you yelling at me, little girl. I'M RIGHT HERE". it was a truly beautiful moment, the most beautiful moment in window history.

baah