2002-09-13 - 1:51 p.m.

i never sleep-dream nonstop

that i met a boy dressed all in tweed and i liked him and he liked me. it was so real that when i woke up-there he was sitting at the end of my bed drinking a glass of orange juice out of a coffee mug. and we had a good old fashioned morning fuck.

i'm allowed to boink imaginary boys if please. so there. i shall see my sister today and chris tomorrow. i'm going to return the dvd now. oh do please watch the princess and the warrior! it is a lovely-lovely film. oh yes and i will kiss the danish boy. maybe he'll go crazy and wear tweed for me in october. hmm. umlikely. cheers. oh yes i also wanted to add that i got attacked by a cat this morning-i am not kidding-the cat attacked my ass. it was more funny than frightening though.

baah