2002-06-27 - 3:32 p.m.

mom beltz-"my only regret is that i can only kill him once."
i get it honest. i believe that is the funniest thing that has ever come out of my mother's mouth. hooray for the new apartment. hooray for cookies. heck-hooray for beer.

Ctip o' the day
don't let him fuck you to the tune of a mitsubishi commercial. it's just banal.

so we move in the 15th of august. hopefully by then i will have gobs of money. when we went to look at the place yesterday there was an actual beer keg in one of the bedrooms. which didn't seem to phase lindsay our "landlord", despite the fact that our lease specifically stated "no keg parties". anyway lindsay is cute. leah and i both agreed it was kinda kinky that he is our landlord. um nervous giggle. so i'm going to try not to spend any of my paychecks. i'm so excited. oh and if you haven't been yet please go check out cate's garage. it is supremely funny.

baah