2002-07-16 - 3:10 a.m.

the randy interview

there was so much randy love i had to do an interview...he's gonna kill me for putting this picture up-but maybe he'll never know...

abbeyciao: ok commence interview technology
abbeyciao: ready?
shadowsxatxdusk: yes
abbeyciao: what are you listening to right now?
shadowsxatxdusk: selected ambient works, volume 2
shadowsxatxdusk: by aphex twin
abbeyciao: oh excellent
abbeyciao: tell me a little about what you like about our friend richard
shadowsxatxdusk: well.. richard d. james.. what can you say about this guy?
shadowsxatxdusk: he is revolutionary
abbeyciao: yes
shadowsxatxdusk: his sonic crafting is un-equaled
abbeyciao: and how do you feel about permanent markers once more?
shadowsxatxdusk: oooo! permanent markers!
abbeyciao: do you support the "war on terrorism"?
shadowsxatxdusk: war? what war
shadowsxatxdusk: ohhhh. you mean george bush killing off innocent civilians every day?
abbeyciao: yes that's the one
shadowsxatxdusk: oh well in that case, yes ive heard of it
abbeyciao: well moving on, about how many brownie points would you estimate you have racked up so far?
shadowsxatxdusk: well.. lets see
shadowsxatxdusk: *does some crude 3 am. math*
shadowsxatxdusk: i would estimate 236,852,674,246,942,537,001.54 brownie points
abbeyciao: yes that's quite close
abbeyciao: did you ever decide on a breast preference?
shadowsxatxdusk: uh oh, trick question
abbeyciao: just tell the truth boy, no tricks
shadowsxatxdusk: hmm..
shadowsxatxdusk: im kind of fond of my own
abbeyciao: super
abbeyciao: well the question we've all been wondering is...what does randy eat for breakfast?
shadowsxatxdusk: breakfast.. whats that?
abbeyciao: would you classify me as clever or super clever?
shadowsxatxdusk: ill choose option C. super duper clever
abbeyciao: well that's a good answer, what would cause you to suggest that i am "super duper clever"
shadowsxatxdusk signed off at 3:03:52 AM.
shadowsxatxdusk signed on at 3:03:56 AM.
shadowsxatxdusk: stupid AIM
abbeyciao: agreed
abbeyciao: ok did you catch the last question?
shadowsxatxdusk: no i sure didnt
abbeyciao: what would cause you to suggest that i am "super duper clever"?
shadowsxatxdusk: well.. i could explain that..
shadowsxatxdusk: but..
shadowsxatxdusk: it would take a few days
abbeyciao: oh that's what i like to hear
abbeyciao: well i have to wrap this up so my sis can use this thing for a bit any last words?
shadowsxatxdusk: wesley willis...
abbeyciao: fabulous-thanks for your valuable time randy baby

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