2003-02-01 - 7:09 p.m.

to toledo...er bowling green anyway

on leah's way to toledo to see the anniversary her car broke down. she called me weeping from a godforsaken best western in bowling green. one would think that I would be the epitome of calm, cool, and collected, but surprisingly...i was not. i never speed and i went 95 the entire way. all i could think about was leah weeping in a best western. invisible jizz stains everywhere from the countless rapes of unsuspecting emo girls.

bryan and susan accompanied me on this rescue mission. their contribution was "blowjob points". blowjob points are points you can save up to purchase bj's. hey neat! well when we finally arrived lea was in one piece mostly. yes i just spelled it right. hey i figure she deserves the damn "a" after all that.

and now for something completely different

thursday night i did acid with chris. i feel oddly refreshed. i love that feeling-that lip biting, toe curling, fuzzy, stomach churning feeling. i hope that didn't come off too...well...ya know. oooh i have an idea. i haven't done a diaryland homework assignment in forever.

?SO without further ado here is your homework for february the 4th.
please tell meabout a time you felt that lip biting feeling...cmon don't be shy.

baah