2003-05-19 - 1:57 p.m.

abbey turns 21

once upon a time there was a little girl named abbey. she didn't speak and her parents thought she was slow. it turned out she was just waiting for something interesting to say.

you might say she was precociously fashionable from a very young age

lots of years went by!! suddenly she was...an adult. this was very disconcerting. she kept trying to pretend she was jaded, but she really knew in her heart that she was not. actually jaded people make her sort of sad.

but there are certain things that make her happy. her new white boots for example. that makes her happy.

and girly drinks and dancing. good books and silly hats. she is simple to please, she promises.

and french movies too...but don't tell anyone about that.

baah