2003-09-13 - 4:14 p.m.

beer olympics

i you saw me last night sticking my finger up noses and pouring beer on heads...and uh swan diving off the kaleidoscope front porch into a bush... please forgive the rowdiness.

i tried to call like eight people last night to no avail. my powers of telephone use decrease significantly when drunk.

i'm gonna go chill with kdp now.

baah