2002-07-08 - 2:05 a.m.

i think that an e-mail entitled "super secret" should contain something cool, but life's just not like that
when i see the words "super secret" i'm expecting naughty confessions of the cast of the muppet show-the extremely rare and sought after count chocula decoder ring-i'm expecting well, i'm an idealist aren't i? i bet you never thought that about me, but when it comes right down to it, yeah i am.
this just in

mom beltz says, "i'm tired of being a woman, i want to be a man for a week, have people treat me with respect because i have a penis...we did it to ourselves, abbey, believe me."

Ctip o' the day
i guess this would be an appropriate time for me to encourage any female readers to please go buy a copy of the feminine mystique. hey, i'm not a feminist in the traditional sense, but please go read this book, and then when you're done go read i, a woman. just do it because i say so.

baah