2002-07-22 - 2:39 a.m.

leah post-coital after the show the other night

the leah interview
abbeyciao: woo
Fishswim7: what
abbeyciao:hey leah do you have time for an interview?
Fishswim7: he doesn't like the doctor
Fishswim7:yeah
Fishswim7:i'm ready
Fishswim7:hit me yo
abbeyciao:ok
Fishswim7:gonna q me or what
abbeyciao:what are you listening to right now at this very moment?
Fishswim7:like thats even a question
Fishswim7:i'm listening to static prevails, j.e.w.'s second album
abbeyciao:if i'm a dog are you my bitch?
Fishswim7:no, i'm a bitch
abbeyciao:ha ok
abbeyciao:what's your favorite food?
Fishswim7:uh
Fishswim7:it's not a food
Fishswim7:but i like booze
Fishswim7:and ice cream
Fishswim7:but not together
abbeyciao:what kind of booze?
Fishswim7:jagermeister and usually you pick out a good wine
abbeyciao:why thank you leelee
Fishswim7:heeh
abbeyciao:what is the super-est thing you've ever done?
Fishswim7:super-est... masturbation is pretty good. so is laughing...
Fishswim7:i wonder if it would be just the super-est if i laughed while masturbating
abbeyciao:oh come on you've done cooler things than masturbate!
Fishswim7:while thinking of rick burch
Fishswim7: ok
abbeyciao:but yeah it's cool
Fishswim7:ok
Fishswim7:wait
Fishswim7:i think i have one
Fishswim7:uh...
Fishswim7:oh.
Fishswim7:yeah
abbeyciao:what?
Fishswim7:that show the other night
Fishswim7:that was super
Fishswim7:i didn't do that
Fishswim7:but still
abbeyciao:ha
abbeyciao:ok nevermind about super
Fishswim7:ok
abbeyciao:what's the super-est thing i've ever done?
Fishswim7:oh abbey
abbeyciao:and don't say masturbate
Fishswim7:you are so super
Fishswim7:this is gonna be a hard one
Fishswim7:that poem about jamie oliver
Fishswim7:that was super
abbeyciao:yes i'll admit
abbeyciao:it twas
Fishswim7:that and i win
Fishswim7:man, thats just super
abbeyciao:ok moving on...
Fishswim7:ok
abbeyciao:how do you feel about a like fuckin israel and palestine and shit?
Fishswim7:i think they will get married
Fishswim7: i mean seriously
abbeyciao:oh my god
Fishswim7:ok, but for real
Fishswim7:they need to get over their fuckin problems
Fishswim7:not to say america is great and all, but it seems to me that we got over something really fucking huge pretty fast.... slavery....
abbeyciao:yeah but we ignore stuff
Fishswim7:white people ignore stuff
abbeyciao:it's a talent
Fishswim7:hell yeah
abbeyciao:so is five times the standing record?
Fishswim7:yes, i haven't been able to masturbate much these past couple days since i told you about that
Fishswim7:so five is still the winner
abbeyciao:well that is some hump tech
abbeyciao:that is some heavy demi-lamb pettin
Fishswim7:well, when you are doing yourself...
Fishswim7:it's much easier i would assume
Fishswim7:and much faster
abbeyciao:well you win
Fishswim7:why thank you
Fishswim7:is my interview over?
abbeyciao:no problem
abbeyciao:oh if you want
Fishswim7:because i thought there had to be a super duper big ball busting question before it was over
Fishswim7:and thats what i'm waiting for
Fishswim7:but i like being asked questions
abbeyciao:well i'm not done yet then
Fishswim7:good good
abbeyciao:how much do you like your boyfriend?
Fishswim7:so much that i scanned our picture tonight
abbeyciao:ah
Fishswim7: and i'm gonna me to realise that rick burch is in fact my boyfriend. frame it when we move out
abbeyciao:yes
Fishswim7:woooo
abbeyciao:your poem wasn't too bad either
Fishswim7:oh, thank you. this is the part where you link my poem to this word.... poem
abbeyciao:ha ok i'll do that
Fishswim7:you have to keep that part in there
Fishswim7:just like that
abbeyciao:ok i'm not all bout censorship yo
Fishswim7:fuck yeah
Fishswim7:fuck da po-lice
abbeyciao:my mom says she can't wait til queer night? ...??
abbeyciao:whatever that means
Fishswim7:just pretend you didn't hear that
abbeyciao:anyway...
abbeyciao:who should i make kissy face with?
abbeyciao:if it was your call
Fishswim7:hmmm...
Fishswim7:yes
abbeyciao:oh what a novel idea...my mom says she gonna play the finger symbols...??
Fishswim7:yeah, they have those in like india
abbeyciao:well now for the ball buster
Fishswim7:ok
abbeyciao:brent...over or just on the emotional baggage type shelf?
Fishswim7:before, he was on the emotional baggage shelf... for like a year. thats deffinately a record. the record holder before that was two months. but now, i think it's over. of course i'm sure we will know for sure come next monday.
abbeyciao:so readers we'll see what happens next week...
abbeyciao:end interview tech

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