2002-05-14 - 8:22 p.m.

sleepy, sloppy, drunken, dizzy, down here, we always get amnesty.

last night, leah and i wanted to make out with boys. but we didn't have any boys. she said we should be proud because most girls would just give up and make out with each other. high five. we didn't even resort to calling boys. high five. don't need cock when you've got air duster and woody allen.

baah