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2002-02-11 - 11:35 p.m.

#67

he has this bounce when he walks, that is familiar. and i know i�ve seen this somewhere before. i know i�ve seen you before. cause i think he was the original. i like it when he talks and then pauses, and then talks some more. makes me anticipate what he is going to say. makes me feel like his words are oh-so important, just because he waited five seconds to finally say it. i am truly baffled by his age, i know he must be older. but i haven�t a clue how much older. and i hope i get another trivia question, cross my fingers.

you�ve got what kind of hump technology?

i went with leah to listen to this lady talk about sex toys. it�s silly how i blush about these things still. the chick gave us some goo to rub on our nether-regions. so leah and i went to the restroom and applied this goo as directed. then we had to go back to the class and sit through the rest of the thing with sex goo on our female parts. it was interesting. and the professor kept asking for updates on how the goo was feeling. it was just okay in my opinion. nothing a vix inhaler won�t do. for $39.50 you can keep your androgen, and i�ll go to meijer and get a vix inhaler. lovely. and just for the record, dildos in the shape of animals are bewildering. plain old normal dildos are semi- bewildering to begin with. is it quite necessary to go a step further and make bunny dildos, dragon dildos, beaver-dildos, etc?

baah